I do, I don't and tales of wedding woes

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Tuesday June 13th 8pm
This is our last Brutal Honesty show before Becky, Giulia, and Lianne take off for a three month honeymoon hiatus so come send them off and hear wedding stories from Margot Leitman, Sara Barron, Mindy Raff, Jack Kukoda, and Anne Altman.
FREE!

Tales of Shoplifting and Stealing

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April 4
8pm
Seth Herzog, Rachel Parenta, Mike Burns, and Marias Suozzo share their stories
At Ottos Shrunken Head -14th Street btw Aves A & B.

Hosted always by Lianne Stokes, Giulia Rozzi. And Becky Yamamoto.

BITCHES! We here at the asshole factory have taken way too long to get these to you. Here are hot pics from Brutal Honesty's "Worst Birthday EVER" show in February.

In the first series of shots we see Miss thing herself, Brandy barber recant a tale about how her ex man-friend forgot her birthday. They we out to dinner and he made not a mention. Fuckwit. Howevers, he happened to be in the audience and was pretty angry that Brandy would publicly berate him. Watch as he shows Hostess cupcakes down her throat as she weeps into the mic. He shouted, "You happy now Barber? Happy fucking Birthday." Ahhh. Relationships like theses are built to last.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

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February 7th come celebrate our 1 year birthday with an evening of birthday stories featuring:

KATIE HALPER
BILLY WOOD
JENNY & GABE
JEN DZIURA
MOLLY REISNER

and your birthday girl hosts Giulia Rozzi, Becky Yamamoto, and Lianne Stokes.

8pm at Ottos Shrunken Head
14th Street btw Aves A & B.
No cover

To all that came out tonight, Becky, Giulia and Lianne thank you. It was a packed house.




DeVITO ROCKS! His tale about his boss farting in a meeting is legendary.

Baron Vaughn worked with a dude that he believes is still in a coma. The good new is that his spirit came back to a co-worker and said not to take his office. Like Arnold, he'll be back.

The lovely Lang had her lighter stolen by Courtney Love at a temp job. She became a teacher after that.

BRUTAL HONESTY '06 WORK IT: DIRTY TALES FROM THE 9-5. Otto's Shrunken Head 538 E 14th. 8PM THIS TUESDAY.

FEATURING LANG FISHER!



BARON VAUGHN!


AND JOE DIVITO!

I use these when temping. I also file my nails and chew gum and talk with a whiny secretarial voice. My hair is always up in a bun and I wear cat eye rhinestone rimmed glasses, because that is who I am. I am TEMP.